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Heya, dude! So, like, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m thinkin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while I’m stumblin’ thru this crazy idea. Like, in my fave movie, *Talk to Her*, there’s all this deep love junk—makes me go, “Whoa, man, prostitutes got feelins too?” Like, Benigno in the flick, he’s all tender, sayin’, “Her skin was so soft,” and I’m like, “Bro, that’s how I’d pick one!” Soft skin, big heart—boom, perfect combo!